Friday, August 3, 2012
My husband (I get to call him that now!) has been cracking me up while we watch the Olympics. He makes a ton of little comments and I don't think he even realizes how funny they all are. Here are some of his gems:
A commercial was saying, "Tomorrow, the competition for the world's fastest woman begins." Jordan casually glances up from his computer and says, "I applied for that."
During a swimming competition, one of the commentators kept using the phrase "medal-caliber breaststroker." Naturally, Jordan had to let me know that he'd be great at that too, giggle giggle.
My favorite? While we were watching the women's gymnastics all-around final, I said that the Russian girls were being huge divas. Jordan was playing a video game on his computer at the time and kind of distractedly replies, "They just need a Snickers. Seriously, their judges should make them all eat a Snickers. I bet that's been the problem this whole time. Look how small they are, they're just hungry."