My husband (I get to call him that now!) has been cracking me up while we watch the Olympics. He makes a ton of little comments and I don't think he even realizes how funny they all are. Here are some of his gems:
A commercial was saying, "Tomorrow, the competition for the world's fastest woman begins." Jordan casually glances up from his computer and says, "I applied for that."
During a swimming competition, one of the commentators kept using the phrase "medal-caliber breaststroker." Naturally, Jordan had to let me know that he'd be great at that too, giggle giggle.
My favorite? While we were watching the women's gymnastics all-around final, I said that the Russian girls were being huge divas. Jordan was playing a video game on his computer at the time and kind of distractedly replies, "They just need a Snickers. Seriously, their judges should make them all eat a Snickers. I bet that's been the problem this whole time. Look how small they are, they're just hungry."
Hahahaha he's so cute! Isn't it awesome to be able to say "husband"?
ReplyDeleteSO awesome!
DeleteBahaha! I like his humor :) It still sometimes feels a little weird saying "husband" to me. Its just such a grownup word and I sometimes forget I really am a grown up, now. Or so they say.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend, love!
That last one is priceless. Brilliant.
ReplyDeletethose are pretty good one-liners!
ReplyDeleteHaha! I love it!
ReplyDeletehaha!!! Those made me laugh. Humor in a man is a must! Congrats on your marriage!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Betsey! :)
Deletehahaha these are hilarious! Thanks for the entertainment!
ReplyDeletetoo funny. and it is true - they ARE just hungry
ReplyDeleteHahah, yes! Have a candy bar.
ReplyDeleteHe's funny. And he's definitely right about the Snickers! hahahaha
ReplyDeleteLol - too funny. I just love hearing guy's perspectives on things like that.
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