Searching You, Searching Meeee
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Every once in a while, I like to browse through some of the search terms that led people to my blog. Inevitably, I find some really hilarious ones. Once again, I'd like to share those with you. This time, with commentary!
so much room for activities .gif. I understand why you would search for this, and I respect you for it. Here ya go.
can you hot glue underwear. Short answer: probably. Long answer: please don't.
sad tumblr photography. I really hope my blog did not help on this one. I get a weird amount of searches for this and can't understand them at all. If you're feeling sad, try reading this tumblr instead. It's way better than browsing depressing images of people lounging in beds on rainy days.
college girls in denim shorts. Thanks, creepy search person. Now I will definitely never wear denim shorts to class in case you go to my school.
do you add milk when hot for an iced latte? Nope. Fill a glass half-full of cold milk, then add one to two shots of espresso and the flavor of your choice. Fill the rest with a little more milk and some ice, however much you want.
oh, mishka by michelle. I'm assuming this was typed by someone I know in real life who had heard that I blog. In that case, hi!
elbow backwards. Yes, mine does go that way.
9 inch height difference. Advice for anyone who is the shorter of the pair: people who only know you through photographs will assume you're really short, even when you're 5'7" and your husband is just extra tall, dang it!
birthday cat. Cubby's birthday is soon, Teddy's is in January. I'm assuming you wanted to know when my cats' birthdays are.
bozeman john mayer house. Yes, his house is there. However, if he has not personally given you his address, it's probably safe to assume that you don't need it. In fact, I bet he prefers it that way.
i love lots of freckles. Me too, friend. Me too. (Fun fact: my Granny has always told me that freckles are really angel kisses. And if Granny says it, it's fact.)
And my favorite:
hogwarts letter for 11 year old muggles. They specified "for muggles." Like it was a necessary thing.